The awkward silence & the mindless chatter...

The elevator is such an interesting place...how thankful I am that on the days I am not in the mood for the "awkward silence & the mindless chatter", I can take the elevator in the back which is for delivery persons only, and you are not supposed to ride on...but I just can't take it sometimes...how people pretend that they are happy to come to work...I can't take it when I see fat women getting on the elevator b/c I am so scared that would be me in 5 years, stuck in an office building somewhere, in a chair all day long...or I can't take it when people wear aweful clothing to work...and of course those bastards on the 2nd floor, who refuse to take the stairs down and when I am ready to jump out, the elevator still makes a stop for them.

Thank God for the elevator in the back.