Esmeh Pedar?

"Salam khanoom, zang zadam rajeh beh passportam beporsam?"

"esmetoon?"

"folaani"

"Esmeh Pedar"

"folaani".

"Meeyad ta hafteh deeghe INSHALLAH".

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I hang up happy. I gotta get myself ready for this "esmeh pedar" kind-of-nation. What if I say I didn't have a pedar, don't know who he was, I was a child of love, or my mom got sperm from sperm bank? What if??????