In Memory of

A stone on the grass area in the corner of Santa Monica Blvd. and Ocean reads something like this:

"In memory of William Rogers
Humorist * World Traveler * Good Neighbor"

And I think to myself, what would my stone read one day? I am definitely funny so I could be a "Humorist" but I need to travel more and as far as neighbors go, I don't know man...I barely know their names.

Too bad your tombstone never lists your degrees or how many houses you bought.

I gotta think about my tombstone...gotta think about what I want to be remembered by...