Reasons for Sale

Everything happens for a reason. Or so they say. Of course, they don't tell you the reason, nor are you supposed to inquire. So what do you do? You make up your own reasons, over and over again until you find something semi-suitable to mend your heart.

Is there a Saturday fleet-market that sells a variety of reasons? Maybe you can find 7 different reasons and use one each of the week?

Maybe they have combo deals? Two for the price of one?