Promise Breaker

Twice in my entire life, I have bargained with God not to ever complain about anything.

In December 1989, I bargained for an entry visa to the United States. I got the visa, entered the United States and could not stop complaining.

In May 2005, I bargained to pass the bar. I passed the bar and haven't stopped complaining since.

Poor nice God. And yet, I know he will fall for my false bargains again and again.