She is a kind judge

Judge CS in Orange County Central has perfect straight blond hair every day of the week. (What time does she wake up to do her hair anyway?)

Judge CS wears her red lipstick also...every day.

After the first day I made a fool out of myself before her, she now knows I am a rookie, so she is kind to me: while she chastises me on a technical or legal issue doing her job and looking at me from underneath her glasses, she also smiles. She is basically telling me with her smile that she knows where I am coming from, that she herself, was there once, before this long black robe and this bench came to her life.

I like Judge CS. I like her so much, I had a dream she was calling me by my first name instead of "counsel".

But judge CS will take advantage of every chance to beat me up at every appearance...I know it.

That's how lawyers get made.