Puppy Love

Dogs are the best creations of God. Well, at least one of the best: they are always happy and excited to see you--for about 5 minutes only--they wag their tales, they lick your face, they request belly rubs and then once they get it all, they are done with you, they go away about their daily lives...whatever that may include such as barking at a stuffed animal.

They never pretend. If they are tired, they lay down and sleep and if you go near them to play, they push you away without hesitation. When they are hungry, they eat. They never eat out of boredom and depression. Hence, they don't really become fat. (Have you ever seen and overweight dog? No.)

They pee whenever they need to, where ever they are. They never hold it because they have to endure sitting in long boring court room sessions and as such, they never get urinary track infections.

And they kiss your ass if they do something wrong. And believe me, a dog knows when he has committed a crime.

Why can't people be more like dogs?