The USC virus

My computer has been infected with a virus called Trojan Horse. It is my strong belief that this virus was created by some dude who went to USC and got his degree in computers. He also then created and owns the company which produces that AntiVirus softwares to fight Trojan Horse. It's a brilliant money making idea: first infect them, then make them go buy the drug for the infection, then sit back in Puetro Rico by the beach and sip margartias and laugh at how stupid human beings have become by falling into these traps.

He must have been a genius.

Now, you will never see a virus called Bruin Bear because it would be disgrace to all UCLA alumni to even think about doing such a thing...(I don't even know if they had a computer department?! I am sure they did but no one really found the building.) They did always tell us though that when we grow up and go to work, the person making the money and managing us will be a USC grad.

There.