The Personality Queen

If you get to be my age, you finally start to realize what your strong points are and start banking on them...your personal assets.

I am the Personality Queen. I have officially decided.

At one job, I was told, "We like your aura", when I tried to quit. They didn't say we like your work quality, your contribution to our company, your integrity...none of that.

At another job, at the annual review, I was told, "We lovvvveeee your personality...you get along with people, you are funny, you have a great attitude." Again, nothin' said about my actual work product. Well, maybe a comment or two.

Another friend once told me that I will succeed in life because I have the greatest personality.

When I was a bank teller, one day a new teller told our manager, she wants to be trained by me because I am fun.

I have decided to take the compliment and start banking on it, instead of struggling to find another good quality, or improving my punctuality.

In fact, I think I might become a politician one day. I mean, what did Bill Clinton have, besides his golden personality? Oh, a law degree from Yale, and a great ability to articulate any and all words and phrases. Oh...I forgot.